
Privacy Quote of the Day: “A career is born in public, talent in privacy.” – Marilyn Monroe
Wuss’up This Week: Last week we saw rates creep the wrong direction as inflation fears kicked in (again) and the weekly job data wasn’t as bad as expected. This week? We’ve got a ton of reports coming out that can sway rates in either direction. The biggies are today’s 5-Year Treasury Note Auction, tomorrow’s Weekly Jobless Claims, and Friday’s Q3 Advance GDP, which is a report that measures US economic production (which, if measuring my production, will come out low as I spent the morning doing the puzzle on the back of my Lucky Charms cereal box).
Interest Rate Update: While they are not at the all-time low, they are only a shade above it. The 30yr fixed remains around 4.0% with ARM rates about a point lower. Don’t forget: any refinance or purchase loans over $240k I will waive all lender fees – a $1,200 savings! Also, if I get my weight down from 176 to 172 I will waive all appraisal fees too (although as hinted above the Lucky Charms diet may have people paying for their own appraisals for the rest of the year).
Privacy Quote of the Day 2: “The Kardashian family asks that you respect Kim’s privacy during this difficult time and wait until they finish editing the divorce special.” – Wade (@WadetoBlack)
Timeout for Trivia: Congrats to those who guessed Lisa Marie Presley as last week’s answer. Want to be entered into a drawing to win a 16oz container of Philadelphia cream cheese? Simply email me the answer to this week’s Who Am I? question. Good luck: “On Monday this Hoosier turns 82. Why didn’t NBC call me to star in The Firm, who cares if I died in it? I don’t need the work though, and as long as Grisham keeps writing books I’ll keep starring in the movie versions (like the one with Cusack).”
Happy Birthday shout out to the 4th greatest guy in the history of this planet – my brother Billy (ranking only behind only my dad, Abraham Lincoln, and Spiderman).
Rest in Peace Hostess brand cupcakes and Twinkies.

Swimming Quote of the Day: “Don’t wait for your ship to come in – swim out to it.” – Author Unknown
Wuss’Up This Week: The Euro debt crisis continues to help rates improve. Last week, S&P credit-rating downgrade rumors for France helped rates, as investors continued to find homes for their money in US bonds (Side note: By ‘US bonds” I mean our financial notes, not the rhythm and blues singer Gary U.S. Bonds). Besides France, we will also most likely see downgrades to Spain, Portugal, and Italy. Meanwhile, here in the states we have two report biggies this week that can sway interest rates in either direction. Tomorrow’s Consumer Price Index (a measure of inflation) and 10-year Treasury TIPS Auction can drive rates up or down.
Interest Rate Update: The 30-yr fixed rates have been fluctuating in the high 3s/low 4s with ARM rates about a point lower. Don’t forget that rates vary based on credit score, type of home, equity in the home, and the Packers being eliminated from the playoffs – yeeehaaa! Also a reminder: for any loan over $240k I will waive all lender fees, which is a $1,295 savings. Yeeehaaa again.
Swimming Quote of the Day 2: “My mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, ‘Mom, they weren’t trying to teach you how to swim.’” – Paula Poundstone (comedian)
Timeout for Trivia: Congrats to those who guessed Kirstie Alley as last week’s answer. Want to be entered into a drawing to win a Slinky? Simply email me the answer to this week’s “Who Am I?” question. Good luck: “It was on this date in 1996 that I filed for divorce from my singer husband. Would my father (a king) have approved of this marriage (to another king)? The marriage didn’t last too long, but it was a helluva lot longer than my 108-day marriage to a guy who once lost his fiancé in a Vegas card game.”

Superman Quote of the Day: “You don’t tug on Superman’s cape, you don’t spit into the wind…” – Jim Croce, “Don’t Mess Around With Jim,” (1972)
Wuss’Up This Week: Lots of important data being released this week, which can influence interest rates. Today we have the 10-year Treasury Note Auction, which will provide an indication of foreign appetite for US debt. My prediction, you ask? Our debt is the lesser of two evils compared to debt overseas, so hopefully there will be strong demand that will drive rates down. Tomorrow’s biggest report is Retail Sales which is expected to be up 0.2% (Note: I just bought 20 pairs of new Fruit of the Loom boxers so I predict it will be up 0.3%). For this report, an increase of more than 0.2% will likely make rates tick higher. And where are rates?
Interest Rate Update: Interest rates are still really strong, Mortgage Fans. A 30-yr fixed hovers around 4% (give or take on a good or bad day) with ARM rates about a point lower. As usual, don’t forget to tell your friends, family, and coworkers (even the annoying ones) that for any purchase or refinance loan over $240k I will waive all lender fees! This is a $1,295 savings, which would buy a TON of Fruit of the Loom stuff.
Superman Quote of the Day 2: “I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman.” – Homer Simpson
Timeout for Trivia: Congrats to those who guessed Bradley Cooper as last week’s answer. Want to be entered into a drawing to win a Saved by the Bell coffee mug? Simply email me the answer to this week’s “Who Am I?” question. Good luck: “I turn 61 tomorrow. In 1989 I gave birth to Bruce Willis, and some say I never lost my pregnancy weight. Two years before that you would’ve raised your glass to me when I replaced an actress who left a successful sitcom for a (non-existent) movie career.”
Enjoy the best two minutes of your day.