Fast Food, Fast-rising Rates, and… Comas!

Coma Quote of the Day: “If I ever go into a coma, one of you has to promise me to come by occasionally and tweeze my unibrow.” – Dana Gould

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Wuss’up This Week: Economic reports are released daily that can sway interest rates in either direction. Today we’ve got Consumer Credit, on Thursday Jobless Claims, and Friday’s Consumer Sentiment. Not much news to change rates but with rates on the rise it might be a good idea to refinance before it’s too late. And where are rates?

A 30-year fixed rate remains around 4.0% give or take, and ARMs are about a half a point lower. As usual, rates will vary based on type of home, equity in the home, your credit score, and if you have the guts to drive on one of these highways 

Don’t Forget to Remember: Any purchase or refinance loan over $240k I will waive ALL lender fees – a $1,050 savings! Grab yourself a cup of instant karma and pass this info onto any friends, family, coworkers or people that have had fast food restaurants named after them that can use this gift.

Coma Quote of the Day 2: “If someone wakes up from a twenty-year coma, I hope the first thing they see when they turn on the TV is Mike Tyson petting his pigeons.” – @JoyPlaza

Timeout for Trivia: Congrats to those who last week guessed . Want to be entered into a drawing to win an Angry Mama Microwave Cleaner?  Simply email me the answer to this week’s Who Am I? question. “I was on this date in 1990 I announced my engagement which was carried by all the major news outlets (ha ha, yes – CNN too). You might remember me from an early 80s flick that I starred in with my real life father. He won an Academy Award for that one which I accepted on his behalf since he was ill (he died 5 months later). The funny thing is more people have probably seen my video – one of the highest-selling video of all-time – than that movie, and my video isn’t even a sex tape!”

Happy bday shout to Ponch!!


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